Cows
Bang, Bang, Bang. Your finger shoots European imports for the damage they have done to your mountains; not the Appalachians of your birth, but the Rockies of your now. The precious mountains you trample over, pee on, and drive through. Strings of diamonds and rubies strangle your mountain that you moved to from the overpopulated coast where these strings begin. How dare all these non-locals with second homes come to your cute small mountain town! Forty-five minutes to drive fifteen miles!! How dare these inept mountain drivers visit the massifs that I was born in,
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